I've mentioned a few times that IMO, Kim Jong Min is the funniest guy on Earth. He can just smile, stand there and say a few words and I'd burst out laughing, lol. I knew him from Xman and Loveletter episodes, actually. So I thought that I should share the laughters. EVERY VIDEO IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS AND HAD ME IN STITCHES. xD
Dangyunhaji cuts [thanks loads to coolsmurf for subbing and uploading these!]:
vs Lee Ji Hyun & Andy -- Lee Ji Hyun (she's pretty!) was known as "Queen of Dangyunhaji" 'cos she was so good at it. This was the first time KJM faced her in Dangyunhaji. She was making fun of him not being able to memorize the multiplication tables, then Kang Ho Dong asked him "7x8=?" and he said, "20, ah no, 56". lol. KJM then asked, "You're really pretty? Isn't this known by everyone?" and when she answered, "Dangyunhaji", he was like, "Ah so she does have princess illness". Then she asked," Everyone knows you're silly, right?" and he went, "HAHAHA correct, I think they know.." LOL. In the end he won by saying, "Uncle will buy you some sweets, alright?", implying that she's a small kid. haha. That was how he got the title of "King of Dangyunhaji". It was in one of the episodes with Shinhwa anyway, and you can see them laughing in the background (DONGWAN!!). Next Andy beat him in one strike, by saying that his manager had to hold up a cue board for him during concerts 'cos he couldn't remember his lyrics. haha.
vs Lee Ji Hyun & Jo Jung Rin -- Apparently Lee Ji Hyun couldn't do anything to Kim Jong Min who took criticisms like nothing and kept calling her a kid 'cos of her height, lol. Jo Jung Rin went next, and she was in danger of losing after being called a primary school student (lol!), when KJM said, "You roll to school, right?" LIKE WHAT THE HECK. xDD
vs Andy -- Kim Jong Min: You're jealous of me, right?
Andy: ....
KJM: You're not?
later..
Andy: Truthfully you're the one who is jealous of me, right?
KJM: hahaha ya I'm so jealous of you.
LOL. Andy was laughing so hard too.
vs Lee Jung & Lee Jin -- Lee Jung was wearing spectacles, so KJM borrowed it and asked, "Do I look very knowledgeable?". Apparently Lee Jung couldn't say that KJM did look knowledgeable (hahaha) so the latter won. Next was vs Lee Jin, and KJM made fun of her stiffness, saying, "What's up with your joints?" and "When you go up the stairs, your body will give out CREAKING sound, right?" ROFLROFL.
vs Turbo (Mikey and Kim Jong Kook) -- First it was Mikey. Everything was pretty normal until Kim Jong Min said, "Why is your name Mikey? Have you lost your 'KEY'?" HAHAHAHAHA. (Jang Woo Hyuk, Hwangbo and some other people even fell on the ground laughing) Next it was Kim Jong Kook. In case you don't know, he's a singer with a big and very muscular body (but had a high and kinda teeny voice lol; I kinda like him though), so generally the male artists don't really dare to offend him (KJM was scared of him too actually, haha). KJM was making fun of his small eyes while Kim Jong Kook repeatedly did his "greetings" (which were actually him hitting KJM haha). Then KJM suddenly shouted, "Hwait!" and waited for Kim Jong Kook's reaction, but since the latter didn't show any, he said, "Why didn't he get a shock!" with that LOOK of his. LMAO. Then Kim Jong Kook won by saying, "The day I open my eyes big, will be the day where you meet your end!". HAHA.
That's all for now. As you noticed, I cheated to use the computer. haha.
